Please forward this error screen to sharedip-10718024235. Enter cops n robbers characters you see below Sorry, we just need to make sure you’re not a robot. Rules for Bank Robbers: According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are «unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,» committed by young male repeat offenders who apparently don’t know the first thing about their business. Clark advises that you don’t follow the lead of the fellow in Anaheim, Cal.

On the other hand, you don’t want to be too familiar with the bank. A California robber ran into his mother while making his getaway. Demand notes have been written on the back of a subpoena issued in the name of a bank robber in Pittsburgh, on an envelope bearing the name and address of another in Detroit, and in East Hartford, Conn. A robber in Panorama City, Cal. Give me all your twenties in this envelope. The teller said, «All I’ve got is two twenties. The robber took them and left.

A holdup man thought that if he smeared mercury ointment on his face, it would make him invisible to the cameras. Actually, it accentuated his features, giving authorities a much clearer picture. Bank robbers in Minnesota and California tried to create a diversion by throwing stolen money out of the windows of their cars. They succeeded only in drawing attention to themselves. Avoid the sad fate of the thieves in Florida who took a wrong turn and ended up on the Homestead Air Force Base. They drove up to a military police guardhouse and, thinking it was a tollbooth, offered the security men money.

It is not clever to borrow the teller’s car, which she carefully described to police. This resulted in the most quickly-solved bank robbery in the history of Pittsfield, Mass. There was the case of the hopeful criminal in Swansea, Mass. He was still unconscious when the police arrived. We love stories of «stupid criminals». We especially love to hear about inept robbers. Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people—many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain.

To these brave men and women we present the highest possible honor: entry into the «Stupid-Criminal Hall of Shame. A man went into a drug store, pulled a gun, announced a robbery, and pulled a Hefty-bag face mask over his head—and realized that he’d forgotten to cut eyeholes in the mask. A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole—are you ready for this? That is, the videotape recorder was located elsewhere in the bank, so he didn’t get the videotape of himself stealing the camera. A man successfully broke into a bank’s basement through a street-level window, cutting himself up pretty badly in the process. 20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided.

The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Not long ago a man from Grand Forks North Dakota traveled to Fargo North Dakota to rob Community First Bank. He scribbled his ransom note and gave it to the teller. The quickly gave him the money and watched him run out the door. Attempts to search the surrounding area were unsuccessful. Upon review of the ransom note it was revealed that the man wrote the ransom note on his personal bank deposit note. Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck.

Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain.